Hold me closer tiny dancer

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Mon, 20 May 2013 15:56:08 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 15:55:54 -0400

bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:16:23 -0400

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

bepeu: what i learned in high school you can pass some classes by being friends with the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:15:34 -0400

bepeu:

what i learned in high school

you can pass some classes by being friends with the teacher

there is more than one kind of cool

if you write just random things on some homework then you may still get some point but the teacher will pull you aside because she is worried about you

not all food is edible

who cares

frickyeah1990s: my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:14:56 -0400

frickyeah1990s:

my apartment could use a floppy disk coffee table.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 11:00:43 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 01:05:57 -0400

damn, the things I would do to your body though..

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:04:12 -0400

haha do tell

damn you are so sexy

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:03:58 -0400

haha thanks

Hahaha naked cuddles with my main squeeze.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:17:08 -0400

Hahaha naked cuddles with my main squeeze.

CIgs, bowties and bandanas. My life.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:11:39 -0400

CIgs, bowties and bandanas. My life.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:10:44 -0400

naked and in love.

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:10:10 -0400

naked and in love.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:09:49 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 00:09:12 -0400

amindonceopened:

Tue, 07 May 2013 21:04:18 -0400

amindonceopened:

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fuckyeahdeathlyhallows: lightspeedsound: manybodies: lightspee...

Sat, 04 May 2013 14:33:51 -0400

fuckyeahdeathlyhallows:

lightspeedsound:

manybodies:

lightspeedsound:

lunapics:

theshells:

I can’t stop laughing at Harry running the fuck away, the boy who lived ladies and gentlemen.

….You realize, of course, that Hermione Granger lit a teacher on fire when she was eleven, and kept a person alive in a jar for a year when she was fourteen, and studies dark and forbidden magics for kicks, and is one of the brightest and strongest witches of her era. If she came at me, even wandless, I would aparate to Neptune to get away from her.

Hermione Granger also:

punched Draco Malfoy in the nose for being an idiot

purposefully performed a confundus charm on whatshsface WHILE HE WAS FLYING just so Ron would win (omfg that is so fucking dangerous)

literally pulled a fucking Bourne Identity on her parents and managed to set them up in fucking Australia (jesus christ she literally made it so that she NEVER EXISTED wtf that’s so fucking 007)

Convinced the Ministry of Magic to give her an incredibly dangerous and volatile device that allowed her to ALTER TIMELINES COMPLETELY (just because she was so smart, literally, that is the reason, her “potential”)

Has enough basic survival skills and badass magic to literally disappear to the middle of nowhere and flourish AND figure out Voldemort’s plot with Harry

Hermione also figures out not only what Voldemort’s plan is, but generally how to beat it, WAY BEFORE VOLDEMORT EVER DOES. Why? because she is just that much smarter and better at magic than everybody else

in conclusion: Voldemort wishes he could be as awesome as Hermione, that’s why he wants to kill her so bad.

Can we rehave this series with hermione as the protagonist.

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Used the Power of Research and Deductive Reasoning to Make Sure Harry Didn’t Die”

Hermione Granger and “That time I figured shit out and literally ended up petrified for the cause and it took my friends weeks to figure out that I had the research on me”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Was a Time Lord”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I Realized I was Hot and Smart and Saved Harry’s Ass with Research. Again. All the Time. Really, He Would Have Died Without Me.”

Hermione Granger and “That time Harry was too emo to actually do shit so I did shit in his name because I am the power behind the throne clearly also PS fought evil deatheaters and won”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I told Harry about the Dangers of Copying off Somebody’s else’s work that wasn’t mine and OH LOOK I WAS RIGHT”

Hermione Granger and “That Time I let Harry Decide Where to Go and What To do and we ended up wandering the forests of dean for like 5 months before saving his ass at Hogwarts”

if hermione isn’t one of your favorite characters you clearly somehow read it wrong or????? I’m not sure how that happens really.